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The Online Magazine of The Twisted Mind of Briceus MacFarlane is collection of articles pertaining to the strange, the extra-ordinary, and the down-right woogy! Unlike the original Twisted Mind of Briceus MacFarlane however, all the articles in the Online Magazine are (or at least have some loose connection with) facts!

Regular Articles

Some articles will be a series of articles, Such as "Professor Sprout's Page o' Wonders", Which is written by a 15th century Archeologist who regularly writes essays on different aspects of the unexplained. As such, Professor Sprout, and all of the other Regular articles (mainly written by me) have their own sections in the Online Magazine, whereas miscellaneous contributions will all be bunged together in one section

The 16 Foot Golden Buddha Story

A little while ago I (by mistake) won an auction for a 16 foot tall, gold plated Buddha (if I didn't do things like this then my mind would hardly be twisted now would it?). Unfortunately I had to pay £17,000 for it, and that's not including the shipping costs (this thing was in Tibet!). I promptly told the seller that I had died in a tragic car accident and fortunately he swallowed it and cancelled my winning bid (phew!). Since that day I have been racked with guilt for having to keep my story a secret. Oh, it's not a secret any more is it? Man, that feels good, what a weight off my shoulders.

Sorry that the above paragraph has nothing to do with the Online Mag, but I felt it just had to be said.

Will the Online Mag ever be regularly published?

Probably not, because that would take time, money and an effort. I have plenty of the first, very little of the second, and I hardly ever use any of the third.

If however you feel strongly this Online Mag should become a regularly published official magazine then simply send a minimum donation of £700 to me and we'll see where things go from ther. (E-mail me for details at):

GimmeMoney@YourBeingConned.com

Contributions

If anyone has any contributions they would like to make to "The Twisted Mind of Briceus MacFarlane On-Line Magazine" then please don't hesitate to send them in. Full credit shall be given to the writer (obviously). Go on. Please! I don't have many articles. Pleeeeaaase!!!! Contributions@OnlineMag.TwistedMind.com